Pornography Fabulosity

OK, this might hit a soft spot with some people. So I would like to say that for those of you who do not agree with what I am saying, I don't knock what you like. I am just telling my story and the fact that I don't really like this kind of thing.

So I was looking over on demand dvd's from Xtube when I came across this one that read "Fabulous Forties". Really guys? Why do we use that word? Why must we be "Fabulous". That word to me just seems like something that the straight media imposed on us to make us funny to them. Screw being funny. Actually, fuck being funny. Now I love being funny, especially to straight people. And I do understand that that is one of the easiest ways to be accepted by a group of homophobics. They already think you are weird and crazy, so why not just turn that nervousness that they feel into laughter. But that hideous word has permeated into our culture so much that it is in our pornography?

Now I cannot speak for anyone other than myself, but I don't think that any other word is less erotic to me than fabulous. It actually sounds a little homophobic to me. Hold on a second, there is another word that is less erotic, Queen. Now I am sure that it was all good in the seventies. What with the Stonewall riots, the actual band "Queen" rocking the charts, and the uber queen of all time Sir. Elton. But this is 2009. We have come a hell of a long way despite the fact that we have miles yet to travel. I don't feel like having the stigma of being a queen held above my head. The word queen is defined as a FEMALE sovereign or monarch. I am a MALE sovereign or monarch. And when or if I am lucky enough to have someone rule alongside me, I want another king not a queen.

Gay men of the world, we are MEN. Why do we keep letting people deny us our penises and high levels of testosterone. I submit to you that we must scream from the highest rafters in every voice we have, high pitched, deep baritone or whatever, I AM A MAN AND I REFUSE TO BE ACKNOWLEDGE IN ANY OTHER WAY!

Now again I say that I am not knocking any other gay mans choice to be called whatever they would like to be called. But I ask you, are you saying that you are a queen because you are a queen, or are you just trying to perpetuate a stereotype in order to feel better in a society that dislikes you. If you truly know that you are a candidate for that first statement, then wave your queen flag high and grab your cock at the world smiling. But if you are contestant number two, FUCK THAT SHIT! I apologize for my strong language, but the truth is that if they don't like you the best thing to do is to just be who you are and tell them to go eat a pussy. I say that we need to bring an entirely new revolution to the table. We are gay, we are men, stop trying to feminize those of us who aren't. I may be feeling fabulous, but I am not fabulous. I am awesome, for now and forever more.